So the FedEx ninja, this fucking fruitcake will POOF appear right next to you, "hey I got a package for you" & POOF the fucker'll disappear, leaving only the smell of very bad cologne.
Now our friend Ryan has to be related to the FedEx ninja because everyday at 5, POOF Ryan disappears. Like the fucking wind son!
Nah, Ryan was workin' Nerd Fest. He just has to make sure Friday is truly great.
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