5 Straight Weeks!!!

Howay you ugly fucks!

How does five straight weeks feel with the infalible one?

Great right?! FUCK YEAH!

Well, what do I say now? Well... I rule. Total tron.

I feel like the only thing to point out right now is...



How dare you?!!!

Yeah... so NASCAR.

This exhausted snow beagle is gon' get runnin'.



Fuck it... I'm out!

Month of eBay Thursdays!

Yeah fuckers!

Last night. Total gnartron awesomeness to the max!!!













Yeah. FUCKIN' PORTY!!!





Beers a plenty, dancin' away the night, and rock 'n' roll to the end...

Even Sir Awesomeblum says, "Last night was grand.

Thanks for the brews Frank. There's this chocolate train outside of Liverpool. THEN THEY STOLE IT!!!

Ahh...

Fuck it. I'm out!

Three weeks of only Thursdays!

Why hello you bastards!

Since I am now the ONLY one to do this. I deserve a fuckin' medal or a damn trophy. Or this will do...

That would look so amazing on the front of Dr. Danger Ranger.

Yeah... I'm seriously runnin' out of great shit to say...

PSYCH!

This one time I was dancin' and the porty was happenin'... Then I brought the other porty. Then the porties mixed together and made a huge fission porty!

HAHA! SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE!

So fuck the Post Office, and USPS, and fuckers drivin' BMWs that try hit me with their cars and then they get mad when their car gets spit on.

That picture would be of no one working at the Post Office... there were 312 people in line.

Tomorrow is gon' rule... Corrrrrrryyyyyy fuckin' Brrrrannnannn fools!!!

Ardent Presents: Cory Branan "Tall Green Grass" - The funniest home videos are here

So let's get the beers in and go to Hammered Wasted Nation, USA!!!

Fuck it! I'm out...

One whole week of eBay...

Again, since I am the only one to do this bad boy, here we go...

60% of the office was in Vegas this week. Cool... hope you guys did well, but it left me to do all my work, warehouse work, and to nearly fall off the top shelves twice. Fall porty!

Hmm... Jeremy Mayfield.

Meth head. NASCAR rules!!!

Also, look at this!

Everyone else in this picture is lookin' where ever the hell they feel like lookin'. Look at Sir Goldblum! DIRECTLY AT THE CAMERA! Fuckin' genius!!!

Yep...

Sure...

Affirmative...

Shit...

Goin' to drink my face off to Face Off.

Shh... super secret...



Fuck it... I'm out!